What was wrong with having two bowls. I mean, how many bowls does one guy need he thought. One for me , one for company l, and if there isn’t enough, someone has to use a plate. What did his grandmother say about this? Right, first world problems. And though he had never been to second or third world, yet, this sentiment, at its core just felt right to him. It was the way she said it really, “Two bowls then. “ felt like the way she would proclaim her other discoveries “totally unemployable, then” “chronic masterbator then”. Have four plates he said and smiled.