Not smart

I may break up with her. Break up with her? What are you talking about? You know, I just don’t think it’s there. What’s there. I don’t know tgat thing, that thing that has to be there for it to work. Wait, wait wait. Isn’t this the girl who answers the door naked when you go to her place. Well, isn’t it? Yes. Isn’t this the girl who lives to try new stuff whenever you guys go out? Good, you guys went to the ballet and the opera. And she loved them, right? Yes. And you dnjoy her company right, She’s cool to hang out with. She is, absolutely cool. So what’s the problem. Man? God you got what everybody wants and you calling it quits? I already told you it’s not working? I have no idea what you are talking about? Is the sex bad. No it’s pretty fucking great. Did she steal from you? No. Does she chew with her mouth open? No. Does she hit on other guys? No. Dude, fuck, help me out here, please, okay, if you must know I don’t think she is smart enough. Smart enough? Yeah, you know, smart enough. No I don’t know, I have no idea what you are talking about right now. What you mean not smart enough? It sounds dumb. I know I just have this feeling, like I can’t shake it, every time I with her i , I just don’t think she’s as smart as me. What you have some kind of Nobel prize that I don’t know about ? You are some roads scholar list that I didn’t see. Last time I checked your fucking GPA was like 2.6? 2.8! Oh 2.8 wow okay so you’re clearly Einstein. who could ever measure up to that towering intellect. I am not Einstein. Never said I was. No but clearly you’ve decided that you are the brains of the operation. She went to university right. YeAh, UofT, she graduated right? Yeah, polo sci. And she’s working days as a hygienist right and nights at the restaurant? Yes. That takes schooling man. You need training for that. No I know, I just, I wish it were something more cut and dry. Like cheating? Exactly, I wish it were cheating, wait, you wish that it was her with some other dude as the reason? Yes. No you don’t. I really do. I wish that. Why? Cause it’s clean, and this is not. Because now I have to break up with her and I have no idea what to say. Tell her the truth. The truth? I can’t tell her that? Why not, you told me. You are not her. I have to tell her something else. What. I don’t know, I will think of something. It’s going to suck. It is. It very much is.