$400 Bordeaux

You spent how much? I just told you. Tell me again, why? Cause I want to hear. You want to hear again. Yes. Why? Because I can’t believe it? What’s so hard to believe. $200. You spent $200! Yes. On a bottle of wine. Yes. One bottle of wine. Correct. What were you thinking? You don’t Sven make $400 dollars a day. I know. I know. But it’s 2010 Bordeaux. And? It’s first pressing? Ok. It’s chateau louis Sebastian. Uh huh. It’s a Margot. Yeah, and it’s $400! Correct. Did it come in a gold bottle? No. Is there a diamond in the bottom? No diamond. $400 for one bottle. Yes. Let’s see it. What? Let’s see this magical fucking Margot? You can’t. I can’t. This is my house, you moved in with me, we are suppose to be saving for a down payment, we agreed, so go get the wine, I want to see it. I can’t get it. I don’t have it. Wait, you paid the money but you don’t have the wine? Correct. You better not have drank it without me.ou drank it didn’t you? No, I did not drink it. Then why can’t I see it? Where is it. I rented a spot in a secure cellar. I don’t even know what that means. I pay $20 month and I have a spot in a guarded facility that soecializes in storing wine. $20 month? Yes. Why are you throwing all our money away? I am not throwing it away! Yes, you are. That bottle of wine just went from $400 to $640. Please, please tell me you didn’t pay up front. I paid upfront. Fuck!!